Nightmare..

I went to Walmart today.  Okay, I said it out loud and even that causes me to have the urge to take yet another shower.  Seriously, where do the people who shop in Walmart come from?  To make matters worse I was in a Walmart in fucking Mississippi!!  Lord help us all if these people are allowed to vote in the general elections!!

Usually I avoid ever stepping into a Walmart as my experiences are never good.  However, we were in the area of town that i can never pronounce or come close to spelling and it was the best alternative.  So I bit the bullet (probably actually more enjoyable that shopping in Walmart) and went in.

There are a total of three Walmarts within 10 miles of my home in MS and one about 15 miles away.  Gulfport, D'Iberville, Pass Road and the one 15 miles away is in Pass Christian.  I usually go to Pass Christian.

Gulfport Walmart I pass often as I tend to eat out and see movies in Gulfport.  They ban smoking in Gulfport restaurants - So if I eat out that is where I head.  I have never been inside the Gulfport Walmart because locals I work with have warned me that it is a dangerous place and people have been stabbed and robbed in the actual store.  So I heed their warnings!

Pass Road Walmart is the closest to where I live but it scares the fuck out of me.  the last time I shopped there they had some crazy religious freak with a loud speaker in the parking lot babbling all sorts of random ideas.  The store does not have a real grocery section and I avoid it as the people who shop there are so fucking "just out of prison" that I avoid it at all cost.

D'Iberville is far less prison break and much more cousin-marrying, truck-driving, eighth grade educated redneck sort of a crowd.  People there give serious consideration about which beer goes best with Walmart brand baked beans.  Shoes are optional in this store but tattoos are mandatory and mullets are still fashionable.

Pass Christian Walmart is spanking new and in a much more affluent part of the Gulf area.  granted there are still fat people shopping in those motorized carts, but is so much better than the other options in the area.  So much better that I usually do not complain about the long drive.

So, hopefully i am not required to return to Walmart for a spell.